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[18 Apr 2009 | Comments Off on Corn for Karen Carpenter | ]
Corn for Karen Carpenter

The last two corn candles lost in the left, listless row at Lefty’s. I say lost because Karen found them under a musty box of rice pudding. Some housewife had stuffed them there, picked them up on a whim, then decided against them knowing Hank would find them frivolous, “Why you buy them corn thingies?! Buy real food not candles!” So Karen picks them up and thinks she has to get back to the studio and record, “Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft” she can’t figure out where that song came …